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US KI BAATAIN TO PHOOL

US KI BAATAIN TO PHOOL HOON JASAY
BAQEE BAATAIN babaOOL HOON JASAY
CHHOOTI CHHOOTI SEE US KI WO ANKHEEN DO
CHANMBELII K PHOOL HOON JASAY "
US KA HASS KAR NAZAR JHUKA LAINA
SAREE SHARTEIN QABOOL HOON JASAY
KITTNI DILKASH HAI US KI KHAMOOSHI
SAREE BAATIEN FAZOOL HOON JASAY"

Mai Os Ko Tamasha Sa Bana Deta Hoon Aksar

Mai Os Ko Tamasha Sa Bana Deta Hoon Aksar

Jo Dukh Meri Bardasht K Andar Nahi Rehta

AMMI Ne Kaha "Jhoot K Paawo Nahi Hotay"

baba Se Suna "Sach K Liye Sar Nahi Rehta"

DoRaahay Pe Chup Chaap Kharra Toot Raha Hoon

Mai Khud Ko Bachaoon To Mera Ghar Nahi Rehta

Mai Ne To Tere Shehr Mai Kuch Khair Na Dekha

Tu Ne Muje Likha Tha "Yahan Sharr Nahi Rehta" o_O

rozey30

rozey30
quran key parey 30
babarkat mahina sal mein ek bar
ap key liye dua
har naamaz key bad
happy ramadan

Why Did Lady Throw

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.

"SURF EXCEL HENA"

Fakeer: "ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!

Fakir bache se:

Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!

Yaad hai ham pehle

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE baba!!!!!!

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
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samane mangta hai ??
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Bihkari k samne

" Maaf karo baba"''

"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"

''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071

"HAQ baba, SACH baba"

**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''

''Aya re larkiyon

''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni bi hai ab inse jung larkion ki baba assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE baba LARKE ZINDABAD''

Repeat these lines

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE baba"

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