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Banke Gajra Terey baalon Mein Bikhar Jaon Mein
Misl-e-Kajal Teri Ankhaon Mein Sanwar jaon Main

Sans Banke Kabhi Nathnoan Se Kabhi Hontoan Se
Hoale Hoale Tere Seeney Mein Utar Jaon Main

Arzo Dil Ki Merey Jaan-e-Wafa Bass Hai Yehi
Terey Hontoan Pe Hansi Banke Nikhar Jaon Mein

Mar Ke Bhi Saath Rahe Teram Bas Ek Iske Liye
Khoon Banke Teri Rag Rag Mein Utar Jaon Mein
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

anchal tari yadoon ko bhigo deti hai barish
socho py jamii gard ko dhoo gati hai barish

hans hans k sunati hai jahan bhar k fasany
pocho mey jo tera bary mey tu ro deti hai barish

lagty hain pyare mari ankhoon ko yeh manzer
yadoon ki mahak ho ya tere hijar k tanay
chup chap main rakh leta hoon jo deti hai barish

muj par to jo karti hai so kerti hai inayat
moti tera baalon mein piro deti hai barish
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu

Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu

Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu

Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu

Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu

Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu

Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs baal,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani,
Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de
AZADI DAY MUBARAK
Kisi nazuk se lamhay main..

Kisi din shaam se pehle...

Agar main chupke se tere kaanon main yeh keh doon...

Ke mujhe tumse mohabbat hai...

To tum naraz mat hona...

Faqat itna tum karna...

Mujhe baahon main le ke tum...

Meri aankhon main aankhain dal kar...

Mere baalon ko sehla kar...

Bas itna keh dena...



TUM PYAR ke laayaq nahin...
Khel kar yun ungaliyon se baalon me,

Aur uljhaao na sawaalon main.

Padhne waale to padh hi lete hain,

Dil ki sab daastan rumaalon main.

Gar haqikat main na hue haasil,

Milne aaoge naa khayaalon me?
Ghussa

Kro

Naraz

Ho

Jao

Chahay

Cheekho

Chahay


Chillao

Chahay

Apne

baal

Nocho

Mujhe

Bura

bhala

Kaho

Mobile

Toro

Me tu

AajB kahon ga


HappY NeW YeaR ;->