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Har Dharaktay Pathar Ko Log DIL Samjhtay Hain








Umarain Beet Jati Hain DIL Ko DIL Banane Main
tark-e-taulak ka mujhko bhi ghum nahi.
per dil yeh chahta hai keh aghaaz wo karain.
Baharain phool barsati hain KHUSHI ke mosam me
Khushboo phelati hy chaman me is mosam me
Sanam miltay hain prem hota hy ummang se
Yeh basant ki bahar hy dil per is mosam me
Baharain phool barsati hain KHUSHI ke mosam me
Khushboo phelati hy chaman me is mosam me
Sanam miltay hain prem hota hy ummang se
Yeh basant ki bahar hy dil per is mosam me
kiya tu b kisi aur ki ho jaey gi?

wohi din lot aaey hen

jo maazi me bitaaey thy..

mere pehlu me jb usny

muhabt se bhry ngmy sunaey thy..

bahaarain phir se aai hen,.

sji hen chaandni raatain..

nhi ab torrni qsmen,,

tumhara muntazir hy dil

mujhy phir pochna hy tum se

mera saath do gi tum....?

mujhy maaloom hy

kaho gi tum kia

mgr phir b.....

kia wohi taareekh phir se dohraegi?

kia tu b kisi aur ki ho jaey gi...
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.''
''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071

"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"

**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''
teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE Karain,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae


2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi


3-Zalzalay aein gae



4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..