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She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

answer=Tea

Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!

FlaMeR
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I"ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
I was asked about Newton"s law and I said I don"t know. I was
questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn"t sure if
it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the
only answer I can think of, is you.
When you love someone truly,
you don"t look for faults,
you don"t look for answers,
you don"t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
May The Noor Of This Blessed Month illuminate ur heart,Mind & soul & may ur All prayers be answered (ameen) Always remeber me in ur prayers.

RAMAZAN KARIM MUBARAIK
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
''"5" sawalön k sahi answer dene per apko milega piza..!

Challenge.

1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?

2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?

3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?

4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?

5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''