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1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.

Why do you Love Rose

Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...angreziiii.....

''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..

''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..

1. Ghar me
sindhi bolo

2. School me
urdu bolo

3.Paper
angrezi me hal kero

or

4.Mrnay k baad hisab Arbi me do''

Dis ones awesome!

Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day

What''s the biggest

What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???

???/

??????

==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->

Aik shaks punjabi

Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......

Ek ladka..

Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..
ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!
Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..
to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..

Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi

Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->

angrez ka interview

Ek angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya.
Uska Interview Hua.

Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
A.Lush

Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi?
A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan.

Q.Log Kese Lagy?
A.Bohat Chirandi.

Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha?
A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai.

Q.Yahan Khane Mai Kia Pasand Aaya?
A.Gutka aur Main Poori.

Q.Yahan Aap Kis Shaks Se Milne Ki Khuwahish Rakhty Hain?
A.Angraiz Kuch Dair Soch Kar Bola:

FARAZ Se. :-)

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