angrez ka interview

angrez ka interview
Ek Angrez Karachi Aaya Kuch Dino Mai Yahan ki Zuban Seekh Gaya.
Uska Interview Hua.

Q.Aap Ko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
A.Lush

Q.Yahan ki Life Kesi Lagi?
A.Bohat Phateek Hai Yahan.

Q.Log Kese Lagy?
A.Bohat Chirandi.

Q.Yahan Apne Kia Sekha?
A.Maine Ye Seekha Hai. Agar Karachi Mai Rehna Hai To Jiye Muttahida Kehna Hai.

Q.Yahan Khane Mai Kia Pasand Aaya?
A.Gutka aur Main Poori.

Q.Yahan Aap Kis Shaks Se Milne Ki Khuwahish Rakhty Hain?
A.Angraiz Kuch Dair Soch Kar Bola:

FARAZ Se. :-)
  

May, 03 2010     504 chars (4 sms)     2403 views       Faraz

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Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi Phansai FARAZ,

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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)
Hum to aaghaz-e-muhabbat me lut gaye hay faraz

log kehte hay k anjam bura hota hai
tere chahne ne mujhe pagal kar dala hai faraz

log puchte thy tera mia apne apko bhool jata hon...

Neend se keh do hum se sulha kr le FARAZ,


Jis k lie
"Night Package" krwaya tha wo ab bat nai karte...!


Muhabbat may hum ne kya kuch nahi luta diya ,,faraz,,


unhe pasand the roshni aur hum ne khud ko jala diya....
Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi
Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->
Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata

Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata






Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai

Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi ata!:-


Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
FARAZZ
Phir bhi mo''h khol ker muskuraya karo..



meray khoshion k lamhay itnay muhtasur q hain FARAZ!
Guzer jatay hain mwray muskuranay se pehlay
Wo Kaise Log Thay YA RAB Jinho Ne Paa Liya Tujh Ko....

Humain To Ho gaya Dushwaar ik Insaan Ka Milna................ !
chhor de atibar qismat ki lakiron pe faraz

jo dilon me bas jaeye wo lakiron me nehi hotey.