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Ramzan ka dosra Ashra
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allah hm sb ki Magfart kry.

Amin.
Tumhari namaz, Roza aur qurbani
sirf aur sirf allah he k liye hai !!!
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Magar yeh bhi yad rakho khaal sirf mutehda ki hai
Ramzan ka dosra Ashra
,;* "*;,;*"*;,
*;,Magfart,*
"*;,;*"
)"")\/)"")
( (\/( (
)__) )__)ubbark.
allah hm sb ki Magfart kry.

Amin.

Tu Har Qadam Naik Rahon Pe Rakhy
'"Tu Har Qadam Naik Rahon Pe Rakhy,

"allah Tujhe Rehmat Ki Chahon Me Rakhy,
....'
As the crescent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan begins…
May allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

As the crescent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan begins…
May allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agar koi tumsy bhalai ki umeed rakhy tow usy mayus mat karo q k logon ki umeedon ka tum sy wabasta hona tum py allah ka khaas inaam hy.!!!!
"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado

"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.

"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado

"allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.

SUBHAN' allah
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?


Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
When allah gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much great...er ‘YES’ behind it. His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’ ?