Wapsi SMS Messages10 messages

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur Wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
Wohi muntazir negahain
wohi sham-e-gham ka manzar...
main azal sy dhoond raha hun
teri Wapsi ki rahain...
Muhubbuton Main Her Ik Lamha Wisaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Bicher Ke Bhi IK Dosray Ka Khiaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha

Wohi Huva Na Badaltay Mausam Main Tum Ne Hum Ko Bhula Dia
Koe Bhi Rut Ho Na Chahtoon Ko Zawaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha

Ya Kia Ke Sansain Ukher Rhayeen Hain Safer Ke Aghaz Hi Main Yaro
Koe Bhi Thuk Ke Na Rastay Main Nidhaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha

Chalo Ke Fizaan Kashtieun Ko Jlaa Dain Gumnam Saheloon Per
Ke Ab Yahan Se Na Wapsi Ka Swaal Hoga Ye Teh Huva Tha
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki Wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
Kabi tamana k rastoon par
Nikal paro tou khayal rakhna
Hawain, badal,fizain, mousam
Khayal chahray badal badal kar tumhain milain gay.
Tum lamha lamha badaltay Rangoon k sokh dhokay main a na jana.
Aur apni aankhain kahein khala main ganwa na aana.
K aisa na ho jo khoab totay.
Dhanak dhanak ka sarab totay.
Tou jism-o-jan pay azaab totay.
Aur tum ba mushkil
Laraztay hathon main kirchi kirchi badan sambhalay zameen pay utro.
Kahein bolandi pay charh k doobti hoe nighahon say Wapsi k nishan dhoondo.
Ujar gaya jo jahan dhoondo.
KAHEIN AISA NA HO.
KHAYAL RAKHNA……….!!!!!!
na shikayatein na gila kare. . .

koi esa shaksh howa kary. .jo meray leeye hi saja klary . .

kabhi royee wo baypanah. .kabhi bay tahasha udaas ho . .

kabhi chupke chupke se dabay qadam . .meray pehcay akar hansa kary.

meri qurbatein meri chahatien. .koi faryad kary qadam qadam . .

main taveeel safar may hoon agar. .meri Wapsi ki dua kare. .
Hum se dilchasp kabhi sache nahin hote hein..
Ache lagte hein magar ache nahin hote hein..
Chand mein burhiya,buzurgon mein khuda ko dekhein..
Bhole ab itne to ye bache nahin hote hein..
Koi yaad aaye humein koi humein yaad kare..
Aur sab hota hai ye qisse nahin hote hein..
Koi manzil ho bohot duur hi hoti hai magar..,
Raaste Wapsi k lambe nahin hote hein..
Aaj taarikh to dohrati hai khud ko lekin..
Is mein behter jo the wo hisse nahin hote hein..!!
1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"

2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"

1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?

Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.

Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or

Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
Ek Pathan Apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay

Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya.

Pathan Ghussay Se Apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga

Aur Bola: Kambakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun,
Tu To Ghar Ja.