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"Dasht_e_Karbala Me Khara Soch Raha Tha ISlam,

Faida Kya Howa Kafir Ko MUSALMAN Kr K."

(ALAMA IQBAL)

Mah-e-Ramzan se pehly ki Dua
Ae ALLAH!
Mjhy Ramzan k Lye Slamat Rakh
Or Ramzan ko Mre Lye Rehmat bana
Or Mere Lye Ramzan ko
Maqbol Bana kar Salamat Rakh
AAMIN

Teacher: Translate in ur

Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"ASlam Unitted his Mother and Sister..

Student:
ASlam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D

Sardar proposing

Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
ASlam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.

''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''ASlam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k ASlam beitay isa q kertay ho?
ASlam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''

''Lovers with Mobile in

''Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:ISlamABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''

''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai

''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``iSlam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''

''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning"

''AsSlam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''

i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving

i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISlamABAD nesxt monday.
I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, address and
new email ID when i get is there.
Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the
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Next Prisident of PAKISTAN

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,ISlamabad!

Aatif Aslam ek

Aatif ASlam ek concert mei jaate hai. He is gheraod by all his female fans and in the process he looses his gold chain.... toh bataao Aatif ki chain kisne churayee ?
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ok chor ka naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas

poocho kaise ??

Aatif khud hee aaj kal keh rahaa hai " CHAIN CHEENA ISHQ KE EHSAAS NE"
(Race film ka superhit gaana)

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-ISlam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

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