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Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
  

May, 21 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2621 views       Funny

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Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"

Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"

Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->
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"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

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p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->
1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?


Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israar
Wo Tmhara Inkaar



Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main
Final Honay k Baad


Tum Ne















"Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi" ;->
In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na



Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai





Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,



Try krke dekho
Its possible''
Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

Exams




Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.





1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,



BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->


So Don''t Jealous.
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.


No:1 Long March


No:2 Nawaz Sharif

And








So Simple

Apun K Sms Se !


After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach