Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!

May, 21 2010 129 chars (1 sms) 3020 views Funny

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kia tum pakeeza mohabat par

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->

Larkiyan Patanay MeiN

Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!!

Suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHSIN" b rehta Hai;-)

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn

Abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn

Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro

Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->

lonG naiLs. . .

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .

Q: Agar William Shakespeare

Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…

Mera dil e kenda

Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??

Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye

Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye

Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy

Wah Kia Baat Hai

Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy

Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->

Shaadi ke pehle

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..

Propose Karne

Propose
Karne
Ka
Yakdam
Jakkas
Style

" Kya Ghoor Ghoor K Dekhti Hai ... Mar Dale Gi Kya .. ??
Dil Daina Hay To Dai ... Rakkh k Achaar Dalaye Gi Kia ..?? "

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.

Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''

1 sabzi wale k ghar

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->

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