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sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho
sakta hai...
Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
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Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal
Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
Ek admi BathRooM
Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke bad nikla..
Bahir bethay BhangI ne us se kaha.
20 rupay do.
Aadmi bola:
main BathROoM mai betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..
Duniya mey sub sy himmat wala kon?
Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?
"Dhobi."
Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>
Mom:
Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?
Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->
Banta owned a factory.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Mujay pata hay is waqt
Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay
hath men b pakra huwa hay
us ko daba b rahay ho
tumen sharam nahi ati
Andar dalo apna MOBILE
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
what wud u do
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??
crow-ko-dial :)
Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .
Judge Lkn Kyon ?
Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->
ek chota bacha bohat
Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?
Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->
william mufta
GOLDEN WORDS
Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...
-William Mufta
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar
Dekha ?
Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!
Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
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