Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon
Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
  

May, 21 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     3420 views       Funny

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Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa




Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good After Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line

''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)
1
Saal
12
Mah
1
Mah
K
4
Hafte
1
Hafte
K
7
Din
1
Din
K
24
Ghante
1
Ghante
K
60
Minute
1
Minute
K
60
Sec
1
Sec
K
Hazar
Lamhe
Har
Lamhe
Main
1
He
Dua K

LIGHT Na Jaye..!;>
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

,

,

Wah g Wah...

,

kiy kehna...

,





Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,



Sub Ne Kaha...!





Ooon Hooon .... ;->
Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->


Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down.
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)