Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon
Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
  

May, 21 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2648 views       Funny

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A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
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AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->
Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????






Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U
Converts Into

Abey Oye!!

I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:

There is nothing to read in this msg.






U still coming down? ? ?




Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
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PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho..

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