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sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho
sakta hai...
Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
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Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?
Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe
To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
What Is difference
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
Happy Summer season
Happy Summer season
With great Offers
Mota Mota Machar
Lots of Makhiaan
And
Long Time Load Shading
Enjoy it and Keep smiling
100 Rupees
Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.
Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?
Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.
Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.
A RoSe Rs. 10
A RoSe Rs. 10
A cArd Rs. 25
A lUnch Rs. 200
MoviE Rs. 150
But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*
ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P
Tring Tring Tring.
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
Maa Maa
Maa
Maaaa
Maaaaaa
Maaaaaaa
Maaaaaaaa
Maaaaaaaaa
Maaaaaaaaarch
What iz dis?
Stupid..!
This iz
"LONG MARCH"
BB hum sharminda hain
BB hum sharminda hain
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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain
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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D
1 liter khoon
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata
Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
funniest fact
Funniest Fact ...
When You Re-arrange
Word
"ELECTION RESULTS"
It Would Become
"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
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Hmara msG aye yA Na AyE Tumhaien bhi to Krna Chahiay..
a wise man washes
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
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