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sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho
sakta hai...
Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
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Abey, main hon na
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
Now-A-Days Our
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K
"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain
Ya Puraney Time Par"
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,
Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,
Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,
Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,
Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,
Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!
Wah,wah,wah,wah,
Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.
Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya
Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya
Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya
Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi
aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya
"Golden Words"
"Golden Words"
Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou
''LANAT HAI TUM PE''
Golden Words:
Golden Words:
Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat
Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!
< Asif Ali Zardari >
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..
Why Did Lady Throw
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
tumhein pata hai k
tumhein pata hai k ab Pakistan mein b har kaam merit kee bunyad par ho gha, aur shuruat mujhe karney k liye kaha ghaya hai,
so mein kehta hoon
"Tum sab sey bardey budhoo ho" mind na karo merit kee bunyad par no.1 ho.
Teacher To Student:
Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?
Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
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