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sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho
sakta hai...
Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
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How amazing!!
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…
modern dictionary
Modern Dictionary:
*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.
*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.
*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.
*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.
*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.
*College: Tafre Gah,
*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...
Have a glass of milk to think n act better
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
I H a v e B e e n
I
H a v e
B e e n
W R O N G
A l w a y z
T h a t '' s
W h e n
I
T h i n k
I
A m
W R O N G .... ;->
Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
2 Dost Suicide karne gae
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
aik aadmi k ghr k samne
aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha!
Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!
jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!
Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
:)
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen
Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad
ya ashwariya...
Ya
Jysoria ;->
Boy: U R Sunshine
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky
Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?
zalim taliban ki dri
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
''We''ve known each
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
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