Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon
Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho

sakta hai...

Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
  

May, 21 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2244 views       Funny

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Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?


DHOBI-

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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..
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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI

UMER GUZAR CHUKI

HAI PLZ !!!

TRY AGAIN...>>>>
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-

Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,







shaad hein, Tabinda hein
The lovely love Theorem -
To Love some 1 is madness,
2b loved by someone is a Gift,
loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

"Faraz"

Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''