Samjh SMS Messages334 messages

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher Samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to Samjh lena ke app

common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan
Kese Batayen Ap Ki Yad Rozana Ati Hai

Kese Samjhayen Hamain Pal Pal Tarpati Hai

Qabar Ka Haal To Qabar Ka Murda Janta Hai

Phir Kiun Tumhai Samajah Man Naheen Ati Hai
Na dil ko juda “kijiye” Zara soch Samjh kar yeh faisla “kijiye” agar aap jee sakte hain bin mere,To phir mere marne ki dua “Kijiye
Apni jindagi main mujhe sharik samjna,

Koi gam aaye to karib samjna,

De denge muskrahat aansuon k badle me,

bas hazaron DOSTO me thoda aziz Samjhna
Is tarah se bhare jahan main hoon
Jaise tanha kisi makan main hoon

Waasta gair se na apnoo se
Qaid sa apne jism-o-jaan main hoon

Urta rehta hoon bas khalaoon main
Na zameen main hoon Na aasman main hoon

Kon hoon kia hoon koi kia janee...?
Hoon magar apne hi ghuman main hoon

Kon Samjhe bhala mera mafhoom
Shair hoon na jane kis zaban main hoon....?
u may b a boy

or a gurl

u may fart alot

u may b fat

u may talk a lot

u may think u r the king...

or the queen

u may b bad

or u cud b gud

u may b in the circus

or work as a D.J

u may b weird

or u may b cool

u may hav weird tastes

u may b fit


but u r still my friend
AYEE Samjh!!!
Abi Tak Sada Raka Hai Ya Kagaz Apni Chahat Ka,
Manasib Jab B Samjha Ga Koi Paigham Likh Dain Ga,
Koi Paigham Kiya Likna Iss Chotay Sa Kagaz Par,
Bass Jissa Hum Chatain Hai Usi Ka Naam Likh Dain Ga
"D" Se Dosti
"D" Se Dushmani
"D" Se Dard
"D" Se Diwangii
"D" Se Dillagi
Par "D" Se Itne Duur na Jana
k
"D" Se Dum Nikal Jaye
Samjhe "D" Se Dear :)
Baatil k Saamne Jo Jhukaye Na Apna Sir. . .

Samjho K Us K Zehan Ka Malik Hussain Hai . .
Kehtay hain barey fakhr say hum ghum nhn kartey
Matam ki sada suntay hyn matam nhn kartay
Woh log bhaala Samjheyn gay kya raaz e shahadat
Jo eid to kartay hain muharrum nhn kartey
Kyun aap ka dil jalta hy kyun jalta hy seenaa
Hum aap k seenay par to matam nhn kartey
Aajiz yehi mashoor haqiaqat hy jahan me
Qatil kabhi maqtool ka matam nhn kartaay
Jise Bhi Roza e Abbas ka Deedar HoJaye

HAqeeqat me Usi Ko Khuld Ka Deedar Hojaye

Me Samjhoonga Mujy Har Marz Se Doori Mayassar Hai

Mera Dil Ishq E Ghazi Me Agar Beemar Hojaye