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3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher Samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Exams ka saya hai,

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun Samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko Samjha lo warna MARD hamaray ghar main b hain...@''

''tiger buscuit

''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

~*~Tamana~*~

Ek Larki humein baacha Samjh k pappi dy gai''''

Sternoid,Pharmoc,

Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia, Globardentin....Yeh Sarri beemariyan dant tootne par hoti hai
Sms karte rehna Baaki Samjhdar ko ishra hi kaffi hota ha

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msg phara?

Samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro

ab Samjh aya?

Nahi ?

Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???

Raat ko ek larki

Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main Samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi Samjha tha

Khaufnaak Andheri

Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko Samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu Samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"

Husband on wedding,

Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya Samjho,She replied

"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"

Maine apny ghar

Maine apny ghar walo ko Samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b maan jaiye gy

K

Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.

Clerk ne oFFice fone

Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp Samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"

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