Samjh SMS Messages334 messages



Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na Samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main Samjha nahi....??


Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no Samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->


Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to Samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...

Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:

<[;-{) Pathan

#:@ Sardar

[]:-( Fraz

{:-< Zardari

;^O Shaikh

B~) Meera

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d;^> Pappu

Tu kia Samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
Ye mat Samjhna k tum bin bht tanha ho faraz

Aj b meray pas hai tanhai, ansu aur yadein



“Her Dharktey Pather Ko Dil Samjh Letey Ho
“FaRaZ”
Umer Beet Jaty Dil Ko Dil BnANey Men
hajoom-e-khawab se jab kabhi fursat mile tum ko"faraz"

agar Samjho munasib to humain bhi yaad kar lena.
Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

"FaRaz"

Ek Larki humein baacha Samjh k pappi dy gai
Wo Deta Hai Dard Bus Hum Hee Ko

Kiya Samjhega Wo In Ankhon Ki Nami Ko

Laakhon Deewane Hon Jin K "FARAZ"

Wo Kiya Mehsoos Karega Ek Humari Kami Ko.