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Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh Samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o Samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership?

Kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha?

Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi Samajhtay kia?

Kia ye Jamhoriat ha?
Kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain?

Zara sochiye and forward... ;->
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme Samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
shaheed mertey nahi aur Hussain jesey shaheed......
hum is yaqeen ko haq aagahi Samajhte hain......
hamari palkon per aanson nahi charaghan hain....
ghame Hussain ko hum roshniii Samajhte hain...........
Hai azme Khalili sinoan me, sholoan me phool khila denge
Hathoan me nihan hai zoore Ali, Khaiber ka Saman dikhla denge
Abbas-e-dilawar ke waris, har ek ki pyas bhuja denge
Ye nasl wa mulk wa rango watan, ki sab diware gira denge

Is waqat fiza-e-alam me, bas ek Alam lehraega
sab thaat pada rehjayega, jab aane wala aayega
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti Samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti Samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main

Operation Tayyar

Saman Mojood

Docters Mojood

Nurses Mojood

Laikin Mental



SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

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Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .
!i!i! MUHABBAT !i!i!

Kisi kumzoor lamhe me

Agar me tum se ye keh doon

Mujhe tum se muhabbat hai

Tum ye mat Samajh lena

Mein ne sach kaha ho ga

Aisi dilnasheen baatoon ko

Aise dilbar peraye me kehna

Mujhe buchpan se aata hai

Meri aankhein mera chehra

Mera ye besakhta lehja

Ye sab kuch jhoot kehta hai mager

Is jhoot me aik sach bhi hai ke

Mujhe tum se MUHABBAT hai
Ankhon nay kaha
Mohabbat ansoo ka Samandar hai
jo kisse kay intezar may khamoshi say
behta hai

Dil nay kaha
Mohabbat kisse ko Khamoshi say chahay janay ka naam hai
kay aakhire
waqt bhee Izhar na kiya jay

Naseeb nay kaha
Mohabbat wala duniya ka khush Kismat tareen insaan hai
Aur jiss kay Dil may Mohabbat nahin
Woh duniya ka Badd Tareen shakhs Hai

Nafrat nay kaha
Aakhiri Jeet Mohabbat ki Hoti hai
Samandar nay kaha
Mohabbat Samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai

Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai

Baadal nay kaha
Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai
Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...

Shairr nay kaha
Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai
Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may
uttar te chali jate hai

Saaz nay kaha
Mohabbat eik essa geet hai
Jo Dil may uttar jata hai

Malee nay kaha
Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai
Jiss may sara
gulshan mehak uttah h