Saad SMS Messages56 messages

Wbasta ha meri zindagi ka har lamha jis jis se

Mere ALLAH

Unko apni rehmat se Saada shaad or abaad rakhna

AMEEN

Good Morning
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri Saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara Saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
Ek Dil te lakh smjhawan waly
Je smajh na aave te ki kariye?

Dard Dil da hove ta seh layye
Je Dil hi dard ban jave te ki kariye?

Jihnu Dil de rog sunaunde c

OHI rog de jave te ki kariye?

Saady nal hi Jisdi dunia c
Je chadd tur jave te ki kariye?

Asi aj v rahwan takde han
OH rah bhul javy te ki kariye
Aziz hai mujhe har cheez se dosti uski,

Utar gayi hai mere dil mein Saadgi uski,

Wo apne aap se kese juda karega mujhe,

Wo rooh hai aur mein zindagi hoon uski.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri Saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
Tumse hi Dosti
Tumhara hi Intezar Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai
Bekarar
tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is
Dosti ko
Yaar...
Tumse hi Dosti
Tumhara hi Intezar Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai
Bekarar
tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is
Dosti ko
Yaar...
Hazart Amam Hussain RA Ki Or Uke handan Ki Qurbaniyoo Se Hume Bohat Se Sabak Milatay Hain Jaise ...

ALLAH K Farman Pe Amal ,

Hazrat Muhammad SAW K Batye Hoye Rasto Par Chalna ,

Deen-e-Islam Ki Hifazat ,

Apne Upar Zabat ,

Haq Ka Sath ,

Sach K Liye Batil Se Jung ,

Sabar Ka Imthiaan ,

Zulam Ka Dat Kar Samna ,

Namaz Ki Ahmiyaat ,

Qurbani Or Jahad K MaqaSaad ,

Shadat Ki Asli Roh ...



Orr Itna Kuch Jo Ais Msg Mai Pora Nahi Utar Ske ...

Humaye Bhi Ais Waqai Se Haq Ki Nashiat Le Kar ISLAM ko Aj Bachana Ha ..!!
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu Saadi yaad rahe!