Roti SMS Messages94 messages

Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji Roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
Jali Hui Rotiyon Per Bohat Shoar
Machaya Tum Ne
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Nadan
Maa Ki Jali
Hui Ungliyan Daikh Letey To Bhook Hi
Mitt Jaati
Roti V/S SMS


2000

1 sms 7 Rs
1 Roti 2 Rs

2003

1 sms 5 Rs
1 Roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
1 Roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 Roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs
1 Roti 7 Rs
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2015

No Roti
Only sms
Student Life is the Best Life

Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho???
Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto
5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te Rotii khawni c....
1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu Roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu Roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
MAA tab be Roti he jab beta khana nhe khata,
or MAA aaj be Roti he jab beta khana nhe deta,
ak MAA se 3 beety paali jaty he,magar 3 beto se ak MAA pali nhe jati,

I LOVE YOU MAMA
MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do
Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” Roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” Roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab Rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.

Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” Roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” Roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.
Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,

Chai hum pilaty nahi,

Roti ka time nahi,

Botal ka mosam nahi,

Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.