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.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se Rishta tor dia Faraz

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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya


"ZAROORAT-e-Rishta"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya





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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
1 Pathan apna Rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
''1 Pathan apna Rishta dekhnay gaya
ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy ab 6 hein.''
''('','') ('','') ('','')
<[]> <))\, <))> /\_ / \_ / \_

jo b pasand aye bata dena Rishta karwa don ga Larkian saari Ache hain;-)''
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-Rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein Rishta nahi FARishta aata hay.
ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.

ap to aik faRishta ho.

kon sa faRishta?

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Wo faRishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)
Ek bar ik ladke ka Rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat
par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzarta Jai Ga..
Roh Ka Jism Se Rishta Toot Jai Ga..

Abhi Waqt Hai 2,4 sms Kar Do..!
Kal Ka Kia Pata Kis Ka Mobile Cheen Jai Ga.../
Ek Din 1 FaRishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
Ek Din 1 FaRishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
aik aurat jannat k faRishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
FaRishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye