Pool SMS Messages12 messages

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
Dil ki dard ko dil tornay wali kaya janai
Pyar ki rawajo ko yai zamanai walai kaya janai
hutai kitnai takleef qabar mai
upper sai Pool rakhnai walai kaya janai
Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??


Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .

Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam Gehra
Hota Hai,

Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend
Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
Suraj kirne bikherta hai aapko dekhkar,
Pool khushbu chodte hai aapko dhekhkar,
Hum apne dil ki kya kahe hazaro dil dhadkte hai apko dekhkar....
Swimming Pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming Pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??





Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,
Pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,
fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,
mene dunia se pocha:
aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?
wo boli:
aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming Pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the Pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Agar woh Na mane toh usein Swimming Pool mein dahkha dedena..
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)


Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)


Wo Dekho Swimming Pool Main Naha Rahay Hain Loog

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