Papa SMS Messages108 messages


Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: Papa aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy Papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy Papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P


Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko Papa Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..


Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)


Chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad
yeh inkeshaf kya hai ,
k surmaee chupkali ko agar ubal ker dhoop main sukha ker ,
Papar jesa karunchi hone k baad khaya jae to us se ...
















ulti ajaegi.. =P ;->


1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas


Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!


UskO bUrgEr khAtAy DekhA tO dIl Se Aah nIkli FARAZ

Mc DonAlDs Im lOviN'' It ParAPapapA ;>
Owa owa owaon Owaon ami Owaan
faraz...

hom ahon ahon aen
aen ahon Papa...

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Ye tha faraz k bachpan ka sher jb wo sirf 7 month ka tha... ;->