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Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,sukh sampati
mile aapko apar,Deepawali ki subhkamNain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI.
Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,sukh sampati
mile aapko apar,Deepawali ki subhkamNain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI.
Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
MaNain gay
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
uNain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''
kya aap meri love stroy suNain ge?
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suNain ge????
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waqeyaeee suNain ge?
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.aap ko mery zaaati moamly main dakhal andazi ka koi haq nahin hai
Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya

Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?

Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" baNainge
Son:Papa Mujhe Sher SuNain
Papa:Rasme Ulfat Hai Ijazat Nahi Deti Wrna
Bholen Ge Tumhe U K Sada Yad Kroge
Sön:Ye Shair To Nahi Tha
Papa:Q?
Son:Isme To
''Faraz''
Ka Naam Nahi Aya.
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 BehNain Aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,

Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??



Guess??


Come On Yar?



Sakoon
Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...



Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,



Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~


"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->