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''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi Moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''

''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.

''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.

My Life is Full of EMotion

Wah Wah

My Life is Full of EMotion

P for Potti
M for Motion. :-)''

mobile repair kerne

mobile repair kerne wale ko lose Motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"

Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi

Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..

A sardar went to a doctor..

A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose Motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki Moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.

A fat girl is waiting

A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MotiVATING ;-)

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley

An amazing love story!

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame eMotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?

800 Kamro ka mahal ho

800 Kamro ka mahal ho

aur Motiyon se saja darbar.

Income ho arbo me aur

200 mercedes car.

Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,

Isliye jagna hai bekar,

Soja mere yaar.

A Touching Story. .

A Touching Story. . .

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became eMotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next dayâ€¦

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malariaâ€¦

What a touching story!!!

U can control your Breath but not Death

U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your EMotions but not

LOOSE MotiON

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