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Do U Knw Y Windshield Is So Large

& Rearview Mirror So Small?-

Bcoz

Ur Past Is Nt As Important

As Ur FUTURE.:)
Why A Car''s WindScreen is So Big
But Rear View Mirror So Small?
Bcoz ur Past isn''t As important As ur Future!
So Look Ahead & Move On!
Wish U A Happy Future.
OT TAnW I
U YA2
THpin boop

3)In A 3VAH
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read it in a Mirror
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the Mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!


Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a Mirror!
When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a Mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the Mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?

Wen u see de Mirror & u dont laugh at urself,
dat is ignorance & wen i luk at u & i also dont laugh, dats called patience
:-)
Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da Mirror (COMEDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!
Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!!
Once there was a Mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
Sardar: "Is Mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"

Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye Mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."

Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."