Mast SMS Messages117 messages

‘Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Dur Khari Ghabraye . .
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Meri Gaaye . .
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Ak Jalak Diklaye Kabhi . Kabhi Pardy Mein Chup Jaye,
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Meri Gaaye . .
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Mari Nazar Se Tum Dakho To Gosht Hi Gosht nazAr Ayeeeeee. .
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Bholi Si Surat
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Ankhon Mein Masti
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Aye Haye,
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Meri Gaaye..
‘Happy Advance Baqra Eid’
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum Mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Kisi ne kaha bachpan ek baar milta hai khoob khel kood karlo. Kahin se awaz aai jawani ek baar milti hy khoob enjoy karlo. Ksi ne kaha college life ek bar milti hy khoob Masti karlo.
Lakin kabhi kisi ne yeh kaha k ZINDAGI B 1 BAR MILTI HAI apny ALLAH ko Razi karlo
Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..
Urooj par hai Tumhara Mosam,

Khizaan main Tum ko Khareed lengay,

Bano gay Hum say Reham K Talib,

Na Tumko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Adaa K Qissay hwy Purany,

Jafa ka Mousam Khatam hi samjho,

Karengy Tum say Hisaab jana,

Na Tum ko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Wafa ki Lalach main Hum nay Jana,

Khoon apna JALA diya hai,

Faraib-o-Masti K Badlay Tum ko

Saza bhi Sun lo Shadeed dengay,

Urooj par hay Tumhara Mousam,

Khizaan main Tum ko khareed lengay.
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=> Tanveer Z. .
Sometime its better to bunk a class & do Masti with friends...Bcoz
Today
when i look back....
Marks never make me laugh but memories
Do....
Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar Mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
Application 4 Leave

O My Master
When I Come
Goday Goday Water
Rain Chum Chum
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me Dharam
Thallay My Bag
And Utay I M
Is Ly Today
i Cannot Cum.
Aam ki khushbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka Mosam aaney ko tayar,
Thori si Masti,
Thora sa pyar,
Load Sheding k liye raho tayar,
"HAPPY SUMMER SEASON mere YAR ;->
Arz Hai Aladin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin..
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Ajj Ka
Din... ;-
Khushian ho overflow,
Masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye Edi KA TYOHAR... Eid Mubarak