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Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalMaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

Bhikhari ne Awaaz

Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
Maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p

Hazoor (S.A.W) Ne 4 Cheezon Se Allah Ki Panah Maangi.

Hazoor (S.A.W) Ne 4 Cheezon Se Allah Ki Panah Maangi.

1- Aisa Elam Jo Nafa Na De.

2- Aisa Dil Jo Allah Se Na Dare.

3- Aisa Nafs Jo Sair Na Ho.

4- Aisi Dua Jo Suni Na Jaye.

Sabr Ko Emaan Se

Sabr Ko EMaan Se
Wohi Nisbat Hy Jo Sar
Ko Jism Sy Hy
Jis Terha Bagher Sar k
Jism Bekaar Hy Isi
Trha Bagher Sabr k
EMaan ...

Hazrat Ali R.A

Khuda Kon Hai

Jaan Jis May Hai Usay Rizq Khuda Deta Hai ,,,
Wo To Keeray May Bhee Pathar Ko Ghiza Deta Hai ,,,
Din Ko Sooraj Ko Zamanay Ko Zeya Deta Hai ,,,
Raat Ko AasMaan Chand Taaron Say Saja Deta Hai ,,,
Gharq Kar Deta Hai Fir'on Kay Lashkar Ko ,,,
Wo Qafila-e-Moosa Ko Paar Laga Deta Hai ,,,
Aag May Daal Diye Jatay Hain Aashiq Uskay ,,,
Aur
Wo Aag Ko Gulzar Bana Deta Hai ,,,
Wo Azal Say Hai Aur Abad Tak Rahay Ga ,,,
Ussi Par EMaan ! Insaan Ko Musalman Bana Deta Hai !!!
SubhanALLAH
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De k bosa mujhe

De k bosa mujhe woh wasal men kehte hen....... "MEER"

Sach bta dil men tere aur b arMaan hen k bsss?

koi mannat mango beta

Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
.
Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,

kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar MehMaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
MehMaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
MehMaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
MehMaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

mango

Peer: Beta koi mannat mango

Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain

Peer: Bet mannat Maango jannat naheen

ye zindagi

Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si,
Kabhi Gulzaar Kabhi Bezaar Si,
Kabhi Khushi Hamare Sath Sath,
Kabhi Gamon Ki Barsat Si,
Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si...
Kabhi Toofan Mein Bhi Hai Raaste,
Kabhi Manzilon Ka Pata Nahi,
Kabhi Do Kadam Pe Zindagi,
Kabhi Sadiyon Tak Intezaar Si,
Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si...

Kabhi Har Pal Imtihaan Hai,
Kabhi Bin Maange Inaam Hai,
Kabhi Kuch Nahi,
Kabhi Sab Kuch Si
Ye Zindagi Badi Ajeeb Si,
Kabhi Gulzaar Si Kabhi Bezaar Si...

dost

Dost ne dost ko gulab bheja hai
taaro ne aasMaan se paigam bheja hai

ae hawao jakar kahdo bhool jane walo se
yaad karne walo ne salaam bheja hai

Eid ka Chand

Kitni Mushkil Se AsMaan Pe aata hai nazar Eid ka Chaand
Ke Chaand Ne Andaaz Tumhara Seekha Hai

Eid Mubarak !!!

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