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b Like a candle
which burns itself bt gvs light to others

QUOTE OF D DAY:

Life''s Like riding a bicycle.

To keep your balance,

you must keep moving..

A man is Like a fraction
whose numerator is
wh8 He is & whose
denominator is wh8 He
thinks of Himself.
Larger the denominator,
Smaller the fraction

-Leo Tolstoy-

Opinions Are Li

Opinions Are Like
Wrist Watches !!
Everyone''s Watch
Shows Different Time
From Other ...
But
Everyone Believes
That Their Time Is
Accurate ... (;->

I am a thing.

I am a thing....
Teachers hate me...
Cow Like me...
Monkey eats me...
I am a 9 letter word
hints 4 u
_ o _ _ m _ _ y _

Challange 4 All
tell me on my number

I can sizzle like bacon

I can sizzle Like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers Like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, Like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Muhammad Siddiq Riddle Answer

A snake.

Santa Was In Shopping

Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :

Santa: What Is The

Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?

Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.

Mrs. Santa Don''t Like

Mrs. Santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???

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Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Among those

Among those
Whom I Like or admire
I can find no common denominator
But
Among those
Whom I love
I can ...
All of them make me smile ... (:

Among those

Among those
Whom I Like or admire
I can find no common denominator
But
Among those
Whom I love
I can ...
All of them make me smile ... (:

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