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On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
Lasts your lifetime through.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
Pathan: Doctor Sahab PLastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar PLastic Hum day to??
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz Last night
I told them to wish U GooD Morning.
Last night while lying on my bed
Looking at the ceiling
I realized I realized
If you would not be there, I would lost all the joys of my life"
*If You Are In Love:
-Get The Best Of It
-Forget The Bad Things
-Enjoy It 'coz Nothing Lasts Forever
*If You Just Broke Up:
-Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy
-Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are
There
-Hug More People
-Stop Listening To Music! It Only
Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single 'n Alone:
-Play, Play 'n Play! Noone Can
Blame You
-Enjoy Every Opportunity
-Never Stop Lookin For Someone..!
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the Last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…
Four candles were talking to each other

1st-"I am PEACE, no one needs me" & it went off..
2nd-"I am FAITH, nobody believes in me" & it went off..
3rd-"I am LOVE, nobody cares for me" & it went off..
4th-"I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I Last forever!"

Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. but never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed :)
I’ll be ur 1st nd u’ll be my Last.
My world,my everything, till my time
has past.
I will always LUV u until the end of
time..
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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"Some times i send u sms of GoOd nIgHt at the end of the day....
It doesn't mean that i always remeber u or u are my Last thinking of the day
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It means....
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K sms pkg ka Last day hota hai aur sms boht zyada tadaad mein hoty hein isliye aap pe ahsaan kar leta hoon"
Think Different
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above