Kaam SMS Messages240 messages

madad q mangte ho''Ghalib''auron k darbar se,,,

wo konsa Kaam hai jo hota nahi tere PARWARDIGAR se....
Mujhe Har Kaam Se Pehle
Sehar Se Shaam Se Pehle
Yahi Aik Kaam Karna Hai
Tumara Naam Lena Hai,
Tumhe Ko Yaad Karna Hai

Ke Jab Bhe Dard Pena Hai
Ke Jab Bhe Zakham Sehna Hai
Gham -e-Duniya Se ghabra Kar
Mujhe Jab Jaam Lena Hai

Tumara Naam Lena Hai
Tum He Ko Yaad Karna Hai
Tumari Yaad Hai Dil Mein,
Aik Sayaad Hai Dil Mein
Khoi Barbad Hai Dil Mein,
issay Abad Karna Hai
Tumara Naam Lena Hai
Tumai Ko Yaad Karna Hai....
Mera
1
Kaam
Karna
Har Sehri Se Pehle
Har Namaz K Bad
Har Iftaar Se Pehle
Har Taraweeh K Bad
Har Tilawat Se Pehle
Har Tahujjad K Bad
Har Taaq Rat Me
Salat Ut Tasbeeh K Bad
Sirf
1
Chota
Sa
Kaam
Karna,
Sirf
Apni
Dua
K
Chand
Alfaaz
Mere
Naam
Karna,
Apni Duaon K Khas Lamhat Me
2 Jahan Ki Afyat Mangna
Dozakh Se Nijaat Mangna
Rizq-E-Halal
Husn-E-Akhlaq Mangna
Ishq-E-Rasool
Shukar Karne Wali Zaban
Sabar Karne Wala Dil Mangna . . . /
TALIB-E-DUA
Hon Aap pe Ramzan ki Lakhon Barkatain NAZIL.

Na Rahy Dil 1 Pal Bhi Ibadat se GHAFIL

Aapki Har Dua ho Qabool KaamIL.

Aur Un Duaon Main Hum bhi Hon SHAMIL.
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik Kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...
Laxmi Aayegi Itni ki Sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat Vyapar bade itna Adhik Kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
.
Deep Jalte Jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, Dua hai hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah Jagmagate rahe.

"Happy Diwali"
Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha Kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.


Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara Kaam ker do:p
JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.



1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may Kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera
SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!
Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak Kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,


Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,


Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,


Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna Kaam kijiye..
:-).