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A Thoughtful Thought

A Thoughtful Thought

"When Someone

Tries To Impress You,

It Means He

Or

She Is Already

Impressed By You...!!

TODAY THIS IMPRESSED ME:

TODAY THIS ImpressED ME:>:

"We Hate Some Persons Because

We Do Not Know Them;

And Will Not Know Them

Because We Hate Them."

Life is like a

Life is like a fingerprint

that can''t be changed,

so make the

best Impression with it.

Learn To Express Rather

Learn To Express Rather Than Impress

Expressing Evokes A "Me Too" Attitude

While

Impressing Evokes A "So What" Attitude

Feel d Difference

gUd A.M

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to Impress his girlfriend!

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to Impress his girlfriend!

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

''Jamadarni ko Impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

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Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse Impress h0ga?

1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)''

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,Impress muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.

Dost dousre se

Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly Impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.

2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to Impress his girlfriend!! !

Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,f

Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada Impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->

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