I____u SMS Messages5024 messages

Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.
I say and You listen Its a good Friendship You say and I listen Its a better Friendship But I don’t say and You understand, Is best Friendship…
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
Four candles were talking to each other

1st-"I am PEACE, no one needs me" & it went off..
2nd-"I am FAITH, nobody believes in me" & it went off..
3rd-"I am LOVE, nobody cares for me" & it went off..
4th-"I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!"

Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. but never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed :)
khatam sab he ka intezaar hogaya
barish ki bondein giri kuch is tarah se
laga falak ko zameen se pyaar hogaya;)
Ebtida.e.ishq se takmeel.e.zindgi tak....

Tumhe chaha,
Tumhe chaha,
Aur sirf tumhe chahen gay...!!!
Wo miley to usey itna bata dena ''Mohsin''
Us k baghair jaan nikal jaane ka ghumaan rehta hai.... :(
Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi
tamana thi
magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS
aur tute SAPNE se
achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute
KHILONE the.
Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne,
wo kehte hai unko bhula diya humne,
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne,
ilzam de diya ki unko rula diya
humne.
Use bhul kar jiya to kya jiya,
Dam hai to use Pakar Dikha,
Likh Patthro par apne Prem ki kahani,
Aur sagar ko bol- Dam hai to ise mita
kar dikha.
Ansu na hote to ankhe itni khubsurt
na hoti,
dard na hota to khushi ki keemat na
hoti,
agar mil jata koi chahne se
to dunia mein upparwale ki jarurt na hoti.
Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi
sochna,
kyon hua hum pe itna sitam kabhi
sochna,
pyar to hum dono ne kiya tha,
lekin sirf mujhe he kyon mila itna gum kabhi sochna.