I____u SMS Messages5024 messages

Ae waqt zara to tham ja, Mujhe yaad “KISI” ko kerne dy,
Mujhe “peyar” hai ik “SUNG DIL” say, Jo koi “BAAT” mujhay na karne dy,
Na apny “PAS” wo aany dy, Na khud se “DOOR” wo jany dy,
Na “DIL” ko apny pas rakhy, Na aur kisi ka “HONY” dy,
Her waqt mujhe “WO” yaad aay, Phir “DIL” se ik aawaz aay,
Ye kaisi “CHAHAT” hai us ki, Jo “JEENY” de na “MARNY” day
Sunday means
S= soEy raho
U= utho dair se
N= na kro koi kam
D= dekhty raho tv
A= aAram hi aram
Y= yad karo sirf
HUMÆ
$o enjoy ur
“$ÜÑDÄ¥”
Dosti Imtehan Nahi Pyar Mangti Hai,
Nazar Sirf Aapka Deedar Mangti Hai,
Zindgi Apne Liye To Kuch Bhi Nahi Lekin,
Aap K Liye Duaen Hazar Mangti he.
Happy brithday my sweet
Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *
Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi,
is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi,
har vale kara pehala mein hi sms,
je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi
2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:
pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
My mind stops when I think of you

It takes me in the palm of your arms

Despite the distance that separates us

It reminds me your sweet eyes

It takes me to your kisses

My heart can not forget

I think of your smile

That keeps me awake

But I’ll eventually fly

To our story its just beginning.

I Love You
All The Way All The Best,
May God Bless You All That What You Want,

And

Which Is Best For You.

Remember Me in Your Hear & Prayers.

Keep Smiling.