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Ya Rab Is Soe Hoe Insan Ko Jaga De,

Ya Rab Is Soe Hoe Insan Ko Jaga De,
Bistar Hai Is Ka Narm Tu Pathar Ka Bana De,
Khatmalon Or Macharon Ki Duty Is Par Laga De,
Jis Ki Hawa Se Wo Madhosh Hai Us Pankhay Ko Tu Jala De,
Or Kuch Nahi To Bas Esay Aek Saza De,
KHowab Mai Esay Koi Is K Jesa Bhoot Dikha De..
Sehri Mubarak..:-D

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise Howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Qayamat k din

Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay Howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte Howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi ha

Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay Howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin Howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay Howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion Howa ?

Beta:

Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer Howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?

Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.

Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!

Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga Howa hai!

Mat jao!

Plz mat jao!

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Daikh liya?
Hogaye tasalli?

''jatay howay kuch

''jatay Howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa ABBA JAN;ABBA JAN ;ABBA JAN''

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