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Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera KHoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.


Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)


Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:

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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah Hoon.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->


Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb Hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

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tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya Hoon...

apke sms nhe aa rahe!

sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->


Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko cHoona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->



KHoone Jigar Se Ki Hai Ye Dastan Maine Raqam
FARAZ
Aur isi Roshnai Mai Dekha To Chehra Tera Tha



KHoone Jigar Se Ki Hai Ye Dastan Maine Raqam
FARAZ
Aur isi Roshnai Mai Dekha To Chehra Tera Tha


Tere LabHoon Pe Har Gari Naam Rahta Hai Mera,
FARAZ
Bata Hontoon Ko Tere Ab Silaya Hai Kis Nee

Main Ek Aansuu Hi Sahi, Hoon Bohat Anmol Magar
FARAZ
Yun Na Palko’n Se Gira Ker Mujhe Mitti Main Mila


Main Chalte Chalte Thak Sa Gaya Hoon Faraz.



Koi Tou Ho Jo Mujhe "DEW" Pila Dey.