Holi SMS Messages94 messages

Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?









Student:A Holiday... ;->
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga

Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,

Hansi Di Bachon Wali

Suurat Di BHoli Bhaali

Mijaaz Dia Cool...


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DIMAG GAYA BHOOL... ;->
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
"jab hum nikale gali se woh din thi Holi,
meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aankhey kHoli,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur boli,
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hailla!!!
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Kya insaan ke bachhe aise bhi hote hai??
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...




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A) "CHoli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...




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A) "CHoli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan KHoli To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy

Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?

Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,

2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->


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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-
1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kHoli hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh Aai ???









Nahi Aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh Aai ???









Nahi Aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->