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Mallika at Airport. BHikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave Him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave Him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon Hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to naHin Hila sakti hai na.
'' Happy Teachers Day "

Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai MurgHi k Ilawa Wo WaHid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali naHi pHir aane waali hai.
Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English but he could not read, why???
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Kyonki uski "read" ki haddi tuti hui tHi.
close ur eyes...

tHink abt ur self

ur face,

ur style,

ur nature,

ur looks,

now open ur eyes..

u hv jus spent half a minute watcHing a











horror movie!!!
1 Gang THi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati tHi... dan wat was their profession .......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe naHin chada - kyon?? tHink harder...



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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo kHidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHi TAPAK GAYA
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms naHi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)
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