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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anytHing?

sardar: u can call Him anytHing,
because he cannot hear anytHing:-)


Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big veHicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karacHi university point.:p
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) naHi hy


A sardarji goes to a cHinese restaurant
and puts His finger
on the last of menu: Bring tHis.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.


Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm naHin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 naHin rahain gay…:D
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab naHi pioge.
bachey:naHi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha naHi karoge
bachey:naHi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen naHi kaso ge.
bachey: naHi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bHi kia he.
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anytHing to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anytHing to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole tHing..
I will take either side.
A sardarji’s boy asked His dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke wHich is eighteen years old


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take tHis medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.


Aik pathan jub bHi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pocHi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai