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Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,

Pathan ko 1 cHirag mila,
usko gHisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwaHishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabHi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwaHishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)

A-Aik lady apny

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki kosHish kar raHi tHi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakHil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yHink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nHi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nHi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

Subha SMS Shaam SMS

Subha
SMS

Shaam
SMS

Din me
SMS

Raat me
SMS

Ghar me
SMS

Office me
SMS

Jeena
SMS

Marna
SMS
AkHir kya he ye SMS??

S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

Gabbar: Aare o sambha!

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan naHi toh bandar.

Faakey pe faka ho raha hai

Faakey pe faka ho raha hai,
Naakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hukumat ker raHi hai Mansooba Bandi,
PHir bHi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.

Aankhon main SHARAFAT,

Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
PHir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.

Pehle mujhe aapne

Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, pHir aap mere peeche aaye,
aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye,
pHir kya! mujhe 1 Rupeya dena he para.

A man sees a fat man

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is tHis cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Ek admi aadi raat ko

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bHi mujh per rakh do.

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks Him:
Did u see anytHing there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks Him:
Did u see anytHing there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

News reporter:

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa raHi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:PHir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkusHi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

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