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The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying Hard to do good deeds.


Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so Hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks Hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its Hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really Hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''
''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is Hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''
''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after


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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks Hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.
What is 10 inch long, Hard and 5inch broad...


guess........


think what it could be?????


try to think........


the answer is ....


Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!
Islmabad
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Page no57
KiLine no10
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Dosron ka time wast karna buri bat hai.So i''m Sorry.
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can Hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can Hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"