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Ek sardar motorway

Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 ciGerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!

''bethay thay

''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz

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achanak koi beGerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''

teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,ciGerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....

Aur DoN.. 03343004071

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17

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143

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420

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302

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786

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555

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5000

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111

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007

Aur

DoN..
03343004071

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

CigGerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

CigGerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

What did d Refrigerator say

What did d RefriGerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.

FOOL outside

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas ciGerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

gold leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa

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