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Koi raat mere ashna

Koi raat mere ashna mujhe youn b to naseeb ho
Na khyal ho libas ka wo itna mere qareeb ho

Badan ki Garam aanch se meri aarzu ko aag de
Mera josh b behak uthay mera haal b ajeeb ho

Teray chashni wajood ka main sara rass nichor loon
Phir tu he mera marz ho phir tu he mera tabeeb ho

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne Garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo

kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

Panni ko ullu bna dia

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani Garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia

Winter Magic

"Winter magic"

1 glass me thanda pani lain
or
Usy Apney Qareeb Baithe shakhs pe dal den

wo thanda pani usay Garam kar dega

aur

wo

uth kar apko thanda karega....!!

tumhin kis nay kaha tha

tumhin kis nay kaha tha
dopahar kay Garam souraj ki taraf deekho
aur itni dier dekho !!
kay beenaye pighal jaye!!!

tumhin kis nay kaha tha???
aasmaan say toot ti andhii uljhti bijlyon say dosti kar lo

aur itni dosti kar lo
kay ghar ka ghar hi jal jaye

tumhin kis nay kaha thaa??
kay aik anjanay safar main
ajnabi rah rooo kay hamraah door tak niklo
aur itni door tak

kay woh rasta badal jaye

Us Aakhri sham

Us Aakhri sham Us nE mere Hath apnE Hatho mE le kar kaha tHa,

sunO!

TumHara hatH bohaT Garam Hai..
aur yE waFa Dar loGo ki Nishani HaI,
Us sham MaiN BoHt KhusH tHa..
Itnaa kHush..
k!!

main Ye bhi Bhool Gaya..

K..

"Us sham Us key Hath Kitne Sard thy"
!!!!!

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, Garam aande

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar: Is m thandi chez thandi or garm chee Garam rehti hy.
Dost:Tum is m kya laye ho.
Sardar:4 qulfi 2 cup chae;-)

Bazar wali nazuk si

Bazar wali nazuk si

office wali naram naram

mohalay wali patli si

hotel wali Chikni chikni

ghar wali garma Garam

wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?

Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo

Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro

Hum SmS K KiñG Hain

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.

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