Gadh SMS Messages75 messages

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh Gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Wife:
Meine
"GadhO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GadhI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GadhI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GadhA" Hai
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"


Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon. :-)


Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat Gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%


Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->


Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GadhA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai


Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."


Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh Gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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.
.
.
.
.


They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)

Wife:
Meine
"GadhO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GadhI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GadhI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GadhA" Hai