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ramzan ka doosra ashra

Ramzan ka dosra Ashra
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*;,MagFart,*
"*;,;*"
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( (\/( (
)__) )__)ubbark.
Allah hm sb ki MagFart kry.

Amin.

2nd ashra

Ramzan ka dosra Ashra
,;* "*;,;*"*;,
*;,MagFart,*
"*;,;*"
)"")\/)"")
( (\/( (
)__) )__)ubbark.
Allah hm sb ki MagFart kry.

Amin.

COR BLIMEY!

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COR BLIMEY!
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DID U Fart?
,..,
c" .)
>'' <
WHAT A SMELL!
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I''M OUTTA HERE
,,,
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C YA. . !

3 ChIZo pAr kHAbO rAkhO

3 ChIZo pAr kHAbO rAkhO

"GhUSSA"

"DAULAT"

"NASHA"

3 CHIZO SE NAFart KARO

"ZULM"

"GHOROR"

"BEWAFAI"

3 CHIZO KO APNAO

"IMAN"

"SACHAI"

OR

MERI DOSTI ;-)

u may b a boy

u may b a boy

or a gurl

u may Fart alot

u may b fat

u may talk a lot

u may think u r the king...

or the queen

u may b bad

or u cud b gud

u may b in the circus

or work as a D.J

u may b weird

or u may b cool

u may hav weird tastes

u may b fit

but u r still my friend
AYEE SAMJH!!!

Thought Of D Day

Thought Of D Day

Never Hold Ur Farts In.

Dey Travel Up

Ur Spine,

In 2 Ur Brain

N Thats Where U

Get Shitty Ideas

From!

So Blast 2 GLORY!

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bha

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur NaFart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker

It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur NaFart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker

It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n Farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just Farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
2 Fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
Farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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.

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.

.

.

.

U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

Queen of England

Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses Farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''

u r on a bus u nee

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