Dream SMS Messages461 messages

May this diwali Light up new Dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everythin bright & beautifulfil and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments.

Happy Diwali.
Two devils came in 2 my Dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Santa had a Dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your Dreams come true…


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my Dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a Dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Two devils came in 2 my Dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
NAME: SAIMA

D.O.B:15/10/1988

WEIGHT:49 Kgs

HEIGHT:5''7"

COLOR:Whitesh

BIRTHPLACE:Lahore

Dream:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
Two devils came in 2 my Dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME Dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my Dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
It''s v easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person. bt I Salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"