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Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni Dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.
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COORPORATION VAN


pagloon ko
uthane i hai


tumhay


apnnni Dosti
ki kasam




plz



plz




bhag jaooo!![haha]
Hur karz Dosti ka ada kaun kerey ga?
Hum na rahey tou Dosti kaun kerey ga?
E khuda merey Doston ko salamat rakhna
warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun kerey ga?
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere Dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Request hai apse REFUSE mat karna,Frendship ka Bulb FUSE mat karna,

Hum Dost Hai Apke,Hamey CONFUSE Mat karna, Hamri jagha kisi B Or ko CHOOSE mat karna
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa Dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka Jis pal Nahi Hota
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Ssanson ka silsala bhi Mukamil nahi hota
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Mera Inbox Mujhe Bekar lagta ha
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Ager Apka Sms Is main nahi hota
Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??

RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi

or apko goli mar de gi.

Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere Dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi Dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye

sub tarron se Dosti kar aye

ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae

Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra Dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.