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Do chezeen meri jisam k sath nai.

ek mera dil or Dosra dard

TuMhAre PAs eik rehMAto or bArkATo wAlA MAhenA AAne WAlA hAi rAMAzAn kA,
rAMAzAn kA PhelA AsrAh rehMAT kA hAi,
Dosra MAGfirAT
Aur
TesrA JAhAnAM se AzADi kA hAi.../

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta Dosra sms

Twinkal twinkal little star,

Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya Dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.

Father:Tumne c

Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)

1 charsi dosre se

1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.

TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.

STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....

''A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4

''A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4 Chota Apple D 4 Dosra Apple E 4 Eik Ore Apple F 4 Free Ka Apple G 4 Green Apple H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pait kharab Ore khao apple…''

Khaufnaak Andheri

Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot Dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay

Wife: Suno Jii DR

Wife: Suno Jii DR ne mujhe ek mahinay ka aaram ke liye kisi Hill Station par jane ko kaha hai Hum Kaha Jayegaye?

Husband: Dosray DR ke Pass

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.
kuch din bad babies niklay.
pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.
Dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.
tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun

2 bachon ki baywa

2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt Dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......

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