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A strange reality:

A strange reality:

''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

Alive chicken
Rs 160/-
Chicken TanDoori
Rs480/- :-P

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,

Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDoori CHICKEN yaar...:)

Wife On Wedding

Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav TanDoori chicken to celebrate? "

Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->

aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4

aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein

"aye naa samjhee k mein Dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"

hum wo aashiq hein jo

hum wo aashiq hein jo Dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,

kyun?

coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,

issi liye to,

Oh my friend keep way,
We can remain frnds in this way

wohi husan wohi ghuroor

Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

".....Faraz....."
Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

".....Faraz....."

Wohi husan, wohi ghuroor,

or wohi Doori..."

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