Diya SMS Messages534 messages

Kar Diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour Diya Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour Diya aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour Diya
Dil Diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
Cheel Uri..

Kaw_wa Ura..

Maina Uri..
Cheeri Uri..
Tota Ura..

MENDAK Ura.

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya...
Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Cheque,
Sweets,
Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,
Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,
Thank u.!
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De Diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..
Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,

Tujhe BhuLa Diya keYa Tere Jigri Yaron Ne,

Mene B Muskurate Howe Keh Diya,

Lage Honge Kamine BachiYan Phansane Main..
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

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wahan se neche phaink Diya.
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BASS

AAP Ki yaad aayi, is liye Missed SMS kar Diya
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu
''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod Diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod Diya''