Diet SMS Messages13 messages

All the girlz who Diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....

Diet PLAN FOR LIFE;
1)Eat Ur Words
2)Swallow Urpride
3)Digetst The Teaching Of God
4)Elimintae The Ego
5)For Desserts; Indulge In Prayer & Meditation

Take it Light G,

Take it Light G,
Miss Me Slight G,
Never Do Fight G,
Have Fun Might G,
Eat Good Diet G,
Try Flying a Kite G,
Be Alwayz Happy Right G,
&
G0o0d Night G,

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started Dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started Dieting but forgot to stop it..

Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?

Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DietING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."

Wife to husband:

Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on Diet, i cant even look at the menu?

aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke Diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho

MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha

MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai SUFI
''''SUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
Subha Hui Tou Na SUFI Tha Na MAHA
3Saal Baad MAHA Mili
Saath HABIB Aur SULTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-

One day de

One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...

Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....

sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?

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2400 km away from home...!

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak

Yar i need some balance...

Yar i need some balance...

in my Diet...=P:-P;->

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