Daikh SMS Messages124 messages

Main Nay JEE Bhar Kay TujH ko Daikh Liya
TujH Ko ULjHa Kar Kuch Sawaaloon Mien…!!!
mohsin dil-e-ghreb ki veranian tu Daikh.

kaisa ngar tha jo tere hathoon ujar gia...!!!
Ramadan ka chand Daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,

Roshan sitara Daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,

May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan

Ameen
Raat Ko Jaldii Say Nendh Aagai,
Subah Uthay To Diwali Aagai..


Socha Send Karon Aap Ko Diwali Sms,
Daikha To Aap Ki Miss Call Already Aagai,
Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz Daikh kar ;-)
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
Daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!


Mat jao!



Plz mat jao!





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Daikh liya?
Hogaye tasalli?
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, Daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

aap ka daikna,Daikh kar muskrana,

ankain milana,nigain churana,

aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,

hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna

..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''
''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI CEGRATE BANA RAHA THA 1 CHOHA BHAGTA HOWA AYA OR KAHA. KEYOON ZNDGI BARBAD KARTY HO DaikhO KETNA KHOBSOORAT JANGAL HY AAO MAIRY SATH JANGAL KI SAIR KARRO,
CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGAY AIK HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY AIK SHAIR HIRON PINY KI TAYARI KR RAHA THA CHOOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY KHAINCH KY AIK THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY POOCHA KEH AAP NY ESSY KEYOON MARA TO SHAIR BOOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY YEH:-''
Universal msg 4 every girL...

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko Daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN Daikha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab Daikha tha..