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Welcome 2 "GOOD-NITE"
Restaurant.

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Cool Pillow,
Cool Water Bed,
Hot Blanket

Discount On Bill:
Free Cool Dreams
Thank you.

Please Visit Agn

GOOD NITE ... (:
Sun Is Switched Off!

Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off

And

Black Sky Comes In!

So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.


What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is Cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p


Good Relations doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions..

it just need two wonderful people.
One Cool like me..
one sweet like u!
>Sbse Cool?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+Aap Ho
>Sbse Achay?
+Aap Ho

oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!

Apko to Sirf Perhaya hai..
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

Metha as GULABJAMN

U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

Metha as GULABJAMN

Rasila as RUS''MALAIE

Cool as ICE CREAM

ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN

Na LAY JAe .!!

Cool as ICE CREAM

ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN

Na LAY JAe .!!
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...

pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha

o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...

doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be Cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu Cool, Mai APRIL tu..
''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be Cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
''Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu Cool, Mai APRIL tu....?''
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''