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Shadow of friendship

A true friend is like a Cool shadow of tree
When you get tired of hot weather
You sit under this shadow of friendship

"Be my true friend for always"

I GIVE U CLOUDS AS BED

I GIVE U CLOUDS AS BED
MOON AS PILLOW
STARS AS LIGHT
Cool BREEZE ON UR SIDE
ANGEL SING MELODIES
CLOSE UR EYES N SLEEP
GOOD NIGHT

pathan

pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:Cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.

The cool Mind And Warm Heart remove worries of life

'"Cold Water" and "Hot Iron" removes the Wrinkles From Clothes.

Same way,

The Cool Mind & Warm Heart remove worries of life...'

anniversary

Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :

free sms

Height of behaving Cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)

" Health Tips "

" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

( New Chain Of Health Messages )

Minutes r small

Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,
Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,
i can take 10 more Briths if I get a Cool friend like you

u may b a boy

u may b a boy

or a gurl

u may fart alot

u may b fat

u may talk a lot

u may think u r the king...

or the queen

u may b bad

or u cud b gud

u may b in the circus

or work as a D.J

u may b weird

or u may b Cool

u may hav weird tastes

u may b fit

but u r still my friend
AYEE SAMJH!!!

FAKE FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:
galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae

FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:
kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,
hamesha malang hi bna raen

FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z Cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha

FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga
tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.
ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.

A touch of gree

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to Cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi

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